How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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