just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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