I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
