He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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