ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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