he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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