I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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