I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
