jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
soo... how was my night?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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