She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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