why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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