fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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