loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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