ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
