I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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