I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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