Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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