Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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