I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Success! We fucked roommates!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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