That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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