either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If its not for food we ain't going out.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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