If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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