I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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