it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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