I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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