But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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