her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
