So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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