I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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