Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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