This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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