One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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