How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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