its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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