Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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