I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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