Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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