i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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