Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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