i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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