Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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