Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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