Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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