belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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