problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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