hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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