dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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