what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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