i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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