Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The adults are the big ones right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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