im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
