i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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