whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just want nice things and good sex
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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