Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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