OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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